I'm a Bondi Girl
[Tune: I'm a Barbie Girl by Acqua]
[Tune: I’m a Barbie Girl by Acqua]
Pam Bondi is only going after democrat names on the Epstein lists so here’s an updated version
Hi Pam Bondi, Hi Donald!
You wanna run MY DOJ?
Sure Donald
Jump in!
I’m a Bondi girl, living in Trump’s world
Justice will be my way or take the highway
You can’t brush me off, go ahead and scoff
I got the muscle, c’mon let’s tussle
Come on Bondi, let’s go testify
I’m a Bondi girl, answers to Trump’s world
Congress may question, I don’t take direction
Question me and call, I’ll do nothing but stall
Hurl accusations, partisan recriminations
I’m a blonde bimbo hack, only got Donald’s back
Dress me down, I’ll hang tight, I’m his proxy
You might think DOJ is for justice I’ll say
Epstein who? There was no hanky panky!
You can’t touch me, as you saw
I’m on Trump’s side not the law!
I’m a Bondi girl, living in Trump’s world
Congress may see corruption
I make no assumptions
Trump’s grifts and bribes you may ask why
I’ll answer - go away, see
To the law I’ve got no real fealty
Come on Bondi, you gotta testify
Ah, ah, ah, no
Come on Bondi, Congress is asking
Ah, ah hell no!
Come on Bondi, what did Trump tell you?
I won’t discuss him, none of your business
Come on Bondi, it’s our job to question
Trump’s my big, daddy, so go pound sand
Make me appear but I won’t talk, I’ll do whatever Trump pleases
I can act like his pitbull, I can snarl back with ease
I’m just a MAGA bimbo friend and I’ll do it again
Got no independence for the DOJ, let’s prosecute!
You can’t touch me, as you saw
I’m on Trump’s side, not the law
Come on Bondi, you gotta testify
Ah, ah, ah, no
Come on Bondi, Congress is asking
Ah, ah hell no!
Come on Bondi, what did Trump tell you
I won’t discuss him, none of your business
Come on Bondi, it’s our job to question
Trump’s my big, daddy, so go pound sand
I’m a Bondi girl, living in Trump’s world
Justice will be my way or take the highway
I’ll come after you, if your party’s blue
So much excitement, for my indictments
Oh I’ve got so much power
Well, Bondi’s just getting started
Better call your lawyer!
Parody lyrics © T. McNally 2025