BYE E.P.A.
[TUNE: YMCA; the Village People; songwriters: Victor Willis, Henri Belolo & Jacques Morali] tune link in comments
Lee Zeldin, head of the EPA, wants to dismantle most EPA regulations and go back to the dirty 1970s.
[TUNE: YMCA; the Village People; songwriters: Victor Willis, Henri Belolo & Jacques Morali]
Oh man, there’s bad news we feel down, we read
Oh man, markets slammed to the ground, we read
Oh man, every day gets more crappy
You wonder why we’re unhappy
Oh man, Lee Zeldin just doesn’t know about
Science, poisons hurt us although he wants to
Stop rules, and I’m sure he will find
Many ways to pollute this time
They might as well just say: ‘Bye E.P.A.’
They might as well just say: ‘Bye E.P.A.’
GOP doesn’t care for clean water or air
Let the asthma cases rise
They might as well just say: ‘Bye E.P.A.’
They might as well just say: ‘Bye E.P.A.’
Coal plants pick up some steam, mercury in our streams
They can pollute away all day
People, are you listening to me, resist
People, we cannot let this be, resist
People, time to sue them in court
But you’ve got to know this one thing
No man can fight back by himself, we say
Look man join us - express yourself
And just demand, keep our old E.P.A.
Make your voice heard loud and clear today
Stay E.P.A.
We won’t accept hearing ‘Bye E.P.A.’
We won’t accept hearing: ‘Bye E.P.A.’
Keep clean water and air
Can’t go back there we swear
Don’t trash our land for corporate ploys
We won’t accept hearing ‘Bye E.P.A.’
We won’t accept hearing: ‘Bye E.P.A.’
Even a dog knows not to crap in its bed
We’ve no spare planet to go to instead
Stay E.P.A.
We won’t accept hearing ‘Bye E.P.A.’
We won’t accept hearing: ‘Bye E.P.A.’
Fade out
Parody lyrics © T. McNally 2025
Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DRNljTgiyg&t=1s