Charles came back
[Tune: You’ll be back, Hamilton; songwriter: Lin Manuel Miranda] tune link in comments
[Tune: You’ll be Back, Hamilton]
Brits say
The price of Trump’s tariff’s not a price we are willing to pay
High costs
Of our tea and our petrol make UK consumers just cry
Why so bad?
Remember, our special arrangement before Trump came along
Now, he’s making us sad
Remember, despite the estrangement, there’s one thing
Charles came back, as the King
And he schooled you on important things
Charles came back, he didn’t yell
But shamed Congress with a tale to tell
Presidents rise, power falls
Checks and balances see through it all
And when bullies try to win
He recalled the Magna Carta where the rule of law begins!
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Trump says NATO is draining and he can’t go on
America will be complaining when it is gone
Donald can’t change the subject
The Epstein files subject
His feared and secret subject
The press brings up this subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Charles came back, spoke royally
He spoke truth to power with esprit
All his words behind the praise
Took apart MAGA’s offending ways
Now he’s gone, Trump’s less mad
He will take away tariffs we had
‘Cause when class meets lowlife
They will bow and kiss the ring and cut back on all the strife
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Da-da, dat- everybody!
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