Governor My Pillow

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Minnesota’s Governor race now has Trump’s old ally

Mike Lindell from My Pillow, My Pillow

And I’m wondering why the GOP saw fit

To run the guy from My Pillow, My Pillow

Is the bench not so deep? Do they want Walz to win?

With a bankrupt fool whose election denial spin

Caused him to be sued by the voting machines in

Dominion voting v. My Pillow, My Pillow!

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He lies on his platform called LindellTV

Hawking his pillow, My Pillow, My Pillow

And a cold desperation bespangles the face

Of the guy from My Pillow, My Pillow

He sobbed and he signed when testimony he gave

Court damages in millions made his finances grave

And the FBI claimed he was naught but a knave

Lindell from My Pillow, My Pillow

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Now I feel pretty sure Minnesotans won’t name

Governor Lindell from My Pillow, My Pillow

Even our blighted politics are not that insane

To elect the nut from My Pillow, My Pillow

And if the GOP remains callous to prices so high

They’ll perish next year and we will know why

Though Mike will cry “rigged!” as his voter base dies

The loser from My Pillow, My Pillow

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