Hegseth’s a Clown

[Tune: Cathy’s Clown; Everly Brothers; Songwriters: Phil Everly/Don Everly] tune link in comments

[Tune: Cathy’s Clown; Everly Brothers]

Don’t stand for peace anymore

Don’t want your experts, that’s for sure

Troops die overseas, another round

Here they come, the bombs fall down

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America used to stand tall

But Trump has caused a great fall

He’s tellin’ lies all the while

To suppress the Epstein files

They’re pedo protectors all

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Netanyahu’s pushing this war

Bombing civilians and what’s more

Death and destruction’s daily found

Cause Pete Hegseth’s a bloody clown

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Trump will never shed a tear

Flagged coffins passed by, he’s not sincere

Kept on his MAGA baseball cap

That solemn transfer caused a flap

But we know he doesn’t care

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At the gas pump we’re unprepared

Billions for bombs, not Medicare

More folks will die, protests abound

While press must censor Hegseth’s frowns

That bloody clown

That bloody clown

Parody lyrics © T. McNally 2026