Purple reign

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Backstory: Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten has been arrested in the UK with corruption charges related to the Epstein Files

[Tune: Purple rain; Prince]

He never meant for this to be made public

He thought he was immune from any stain

While cavorting with Epstein on pedo island

Never thought the purple robes he wore would not remain

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Purple reign, purple reign

Purple reign, purple reign

Purple reign, purple reign

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Andrew got caught in corruption that ends his purple reign

He was spilling financial secrets to his weekend pal

He only wanted to have sex with Virginia Giuffre, hey

But man those files had a tale to tell, oh brother!

Now King Charles says this scandal has to end

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Purple reign, purple reign

Purple reign, purple reign

Purple reign, purple reign

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Now Andrew has been stripped of princely titles- no more reign

Look now, we know now he’s been arrested - things are changin’

It’s time we did the same in the USA that means Trump too!

You say we need a leader but we don’t want a rapist swine

And I think when they unredact all it will end our purple reign

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Purple reign, such a stain!

The House of Windsor is in pain (ooh)

As the spider web unravels and the roaches run out

Purple reign, purple reign

The truth will out no doubt, we want to see the end of purple reign

Parody lyrics © T. McNally 2026